When I see a cute girl working out, you know, like on the stairmaster, with her thighs pumping up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down,
or when I see a cute girl working out, you know, like on the leg machines, with her thighs going open, and closed, and open, and closed, and open, and closed, and open, and closed,
or when I see a cute girl working out, you know, like doing aerobics right in front of me, with the sweat glistening off her back, as she is bending down, and then up, and then down, and then up, and then down,
I NEVER look, because you know, I am a happily married spud!
