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Originally Posted by heidrun Lets say it that instead having everything BEEEEEPED in Iceland, we rely on the internal beeeeper in the bored unsatisfied housewifes minds.... Besides a joke is a joke.. and a guy with a pinkie in an exhaustion pipe of the car is ALWAYS funny. Just so you know it I cut out the picture out of the paper and it is hangs on my computer paper.... Its my pinkie alert.. Everytime I need a pinkie I just look at the picture.... |
Five words
Just type "inserting dick in an exhaustion pipe" and choose images.... Enjoy
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Originally Posted by heidrun The fisherman experience isnt my only experience with hard work. I have worked hard all my life. At 11 years old I could lift a 75 lbs bag with no problem... I doubt I can still do it, I am getting old  |
75lbs at 11 years old? :eek4: Amazing. How did you avoid getting a hernia lifting so much weight at such a young age. What were you doing at age 11 that required you to lift so much?
I come from a farm... The fertilizer and the feed bags weighed 75 lbs (and most of the times they were heavier then that, because they were moist because of the rain). I didnt get hernia because... Well I am an Icelandic troll woman and troll women dont get hernia
I worked with my grandfather at his farm (I lived few metres from them) from the time I could work.. That means when I could walk on my feet.
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Originally Posted by heidrun I know its important to exercise, but I am still in this mentality.. My grandfather (born in 1901, died 1999) simply couldnt understand why people worked out... He said "why dont they work!!!"... And this comes from a guy that replied when I asked him what he liked most about christmas when he was little "not being hungry when I went to sleep".... I mean I have the right being big boned and fat... The Icelandic people were starving for 1000 years, so when the descent of the people that survived all the starvation suddenly gets food... Of course I get fat... I was carrying the hunger of all my ancestors in my stomach. |
Well, times have changed a bit; you're grandfather's line of thinking is fairly antiquated, and applies to a very different time. This isn't grandpa's era and food is a plenty. Food is so processed and unhealthy compared to years ago as well. So with unhealthier food and more of it available, well, you know......
Well I dont eat processed food. For dinner I had pizza. I made the dough myself from spelt flour... Bought the tomato sauce, italian of course and ecological.. plus I made it extra special with garlic and Icelandic thyme (called blóðberg, means blood rock, its good for your blood), then I put some smoked WHALE meat (what you want us to do, if we catch whale by accidents while fishing we are not making a fucking funeral for it with Liberace music and white roses, we WILL eat it), cheese (parmegiano and a type of gorgonzola) and broccoli.... It tasted amazing, plus it took some time... Beats the pizza you take out of the package and put in the oven....
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Originally Posted by heidrun So its either getting my butt to some good sex, boxing or getting back to sea  I really dont want some "creamcakemuscle" like I call the muscle guys that work out. I mean getting muscle with the same motion you use to eat a snicker bar... It cant be good. |
Wait a minute, I lift weights! :redface:
Well I dont, and I am probably stronger then you
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Originally Posted by heidrun I have an AU-pair now. It is a very nice german girl called SARA. I am hoping to pick some nice italian guy up on the airport.. At least they dont have pinkies and they are sexually starving. I lived there for one year (in Torino), and I "saved" a lot of guys from sexual frustration, and most of them were amazing.. sexually. |
So if it's Italians you want, I think you need to plan a vacation to Italy! Quit posting and pack your bags
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No its much shorter way to drive my german friend to the airport and pick one tourists out (or two or three to make things interesting... no girls please... I guess I am not completely heterosexual, I love dick so much I must be gay
) Talking about being a kid in a candy store.... Except I dont eat candy anymore
