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Originally Posted by heidrun No wonder I havent had an Icelandic men in my life, except for lousy sexual experiences. "is it in yet" is a technical question, not putting the men down in any way, if you have a pinkie you have a pinkie, but if you are putting your pinkie in the exhaustion pipe of your range rover car in a red corselet with the works, and taking a picture of you, sending it to your online "girlfriend" that gets published in an Icelandic paper, because your "girlfriend" were some evil drunk Icelandic women/men/bored housewifes.... Then you have a problem.  |
That's an interesting analogy, I'll have to remember that one!
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Originally Posted by heidrun Lets say it that instead having everything BEEEEEPED in Iceland, we rely on the internal beeeeper in the bored unsatisfied housewifes minds.... Besides a joke is a joke.. and a guy with a pinkie in an exhaustion pipe of the car is ALWAYS funny. Just so you know it I cut out the picture out of the paper and it is hangs on my computer paper.... Its my pinkie alert.. Everytime I need a pinkie I just look at the picture.... |
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Originally Posted by heidrun The fisherman experience isnt my only experience with hard work. I have worked hard all my life. At 11 years old I could lift a 75 lbs bag with no problem... I doubt I can still do it, I am getting old  |
75lbs at 11 years old? :eek4: Amazing. How did you avoid getting a hernia lifting so much weight at such a young age. What were you doing at age 11 that required you to lift so much?
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Originally Posted by heidrun I know its important to exercise, but I am still in this mentality.. My grandfather (born in 1901, died 1999) simply couldnt understand why people worked out... He said "why dont they work!!!"... And this comes from a guy that replied when I asked him what he liked most about christmas when he was little "not being hungry when I went to sleep".... I mean I have the right being big boned and fat... The Icelandic people were starving for 1000 years, so when the descent of the people that survived all the starvation suddenly gets food... Of course I get fat... I was carrying the hunger of all my ancestors in my stomach. |
Well, times have changed a bit; you're grandfather's line of thinking is fairly antiquated, and applies to a very different time. This isn't grandpa's era and food is a plenty. Food is so processed and unhealthy compared to years ago as well. So with unhealthier food and more of it available, well, you know......
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Originally Posted by heidrun So its either getting my butt to some good sex, boxing or getting back to sea  I really dont want some "creamcakemuscle" like I call the muscle guys that work out. I mean getting muscle with the same motion you use to eat a snicker bar... It cant be good. |
Wait a minute, I lift weights! :redface:
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Originally Posted by heidrun I have an AU-pair now. It is a very nice german girl called SARA. I am hoping to pick some nice italian guy up on the airport.. At least they dont have pinkies and they are sexually starving. I lived there for one year (in Torino), and I "saved" a lot of guys from sexual frustration, and most of them were amazing.. sexually. |
So if it's Italians you want, I think you need to plan a vacation to Italy! Quit posting and pack your bags