While I was walking out of the gym yesterday this lady was just staring away at my belly, it made me think we all have embarrassing moments especially being overweight because people are always looking at us, in fact I have noticed that people never look me in the eye when I walk by they always look at my belly, so I figured being overweight you kind of have to have a sense of humor or you would just be angry all the time so share your stories I bet there are some good ones, heres mine.
I was in Papa Murphys take and bake pizza picking up my order when I heard the kid behind me say "mommy that guy is fat" my first thought was leave it alone, it's rude but he is just a kid, but that wouldn't be any fun so I turned around and said "it's because I eat little kids who are rude" grabbed my order and left while the kid hid behind his mom looking like he was gonna cry

and she looked at my like she was going to explode

or something but really what could she say.